Wednesday, August 25, 2010

Home Alone...this could be Bad...

"I need to write, but my Muse went on Holiday."

"On Holiday? Don't you mean vacation?"

"No, he lives in England. He doesn't take vacation, he goes off on holiday"

"How can your muse live in England? Don't you need him here?"

"No, I need him in England because I live in England."

"No you don't!"

"In my mind I do."

"You're insane."

"If I wasn't insane, I wouldn't be talking to myself right now. Therefore, you wouldn't exist."

"Excellent point."

The End

This has been Home Alone with Soni, she understands if you back away slowly and/or buy a straight jacket and will not take it personally.


  1. This sounds like driving with Joelle, when alone, and trying to find some place new. And then arriving at said place to only find a sign saying 'use north door' and having a conversation that went like this something like this: "I dont know where the north door is! I dont even know where NORTH is!!"

    Ahem....long week.


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